Supernatural Sentence Starters

rp-memes-n-things:

“I wish i couldn’t feel a damn thing.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”
“I think i’m adorable”
“I lost my shoe”
“I’m sorry i haven’t hung up the “Hang in there” kitty poster yet, ____”
“Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity”
“Kids ain’t supposed to be grateful! They’re suppose to eat your food, break your heart!”
“And you’re… well, i’m sure you have a wonderful personality, dear.”
“Dude, you fugly.”
“I found a liquor store, and i drank it.”
“You fudgin’ touch me again i’ll fudgin’ kill you!”
“I’m not going to die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“You better take care of that car or i swear i’ll haunt your ass!”
“No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with the torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.”
“Not you, or me. ____ of course is an abomination. We’ll just have to find someone else.”
“Dude. You’re not gonna poke her with a stick!”
“___, we’ve talked about this. Personal space?”
“We’re all going to hell. Might as well enjoy the ride.”
“I’m the oldest which means i’m always right.”
“You don’t have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom. And i still believe that’s something worth fighting for.”
“Hey, assbutt!”
“I swear the next person who ask’s me if i’m okay, i’m going to start throwing punches.”
“Well boohoo, I’m sorry your feelings are hurt, Princess.”
“__, you’re my brother, and i love you, but you’re a great big bag of dicks.”
“Let me tell you, whoever said ___ was the dysfunctional one has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands.”
“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!”