More Obscure Disney Sentence Starters

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• “Why are you staring at me?”
  
• “It’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.”
  
• “I’ve never heard this song before! What the hell is it?”
  
• “Have you any last words before I dispatch you?”
  
• “Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.”
  
• “Would you like me to call someone for you?”
  
• “Oh my, this is a twist in our story! It’s the brave little princess coming to the rescue.”
  
• “You know that you will live happily ever after.”
  
• “Let me guess. You’re looking for a beautiful girl, too?”
  
• “Is that the only word you know? “No?”
  
• “No. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.”
  
• “You’ve met your match, you foul bellowing beast!”
  
• “You want a show? I’ll give you a show.”
  
• “You have no idea who you’re dealing with.”
  
• “I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love’s duet.”
  
• “You know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.”
  
• “Forget about happily ever after, it doesn’t exist.”
  
• “Silence! You lying, murderous wretch!”
  
• “Don’t you think that’s a bit melodramatic, dear?”
  
• “Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?”
  
• “We shall be married in the morning!”
  
• “You’re gonna marry somebody after a day?”
  
• “How about this, and they all lived happily ever after? Well, at least I did.”
  
• “I’m surprised. You said you couldn’t dance.”
  
• “Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us.”
  
• “It would’ve been better if we never met. None of this would’ve happened.”
  
• “I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.”
  
• “Is this bottomless pit a friend of yours?”
  
• “Well, I’ll just have to take it by force then, won’t I?”
  
• “You see what I mean? Once two sides wanna fight, nothing can stop them.”
  
• “Look, we don’t have to fight them.”
  
• “I’ve never been a popular man.”
  
• “I lied for you once. Don’t ask me to do it again.”
  
• “You must choose your own path.”
  
• “Close your eyes. Now forget what you see.”
  
• “Go ahead. Shoot me.”
  
• “Shall I - ahem - leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?”
  
• “It can’t get any worse, can it?”
  
• “Do not let them see you and do not seek them out.”
  
• “Why are you threatened by anyone different from you?”
  
• “There are no trails through a woman’s heart.”
  
• “Okay. It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.”
  
• “Hey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops.”
  
• “You ask too many questions! Who are you? Who sent you? Speak up!”
  
• “Trust me on this one. You don’t wanna know.”
  
• “Hey, I had nothing to do with it.”
  
• “Well, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.”
  
• “I thought you said this thing could cut through a femur in twenty-eight seconds!”
  
• “You didn’t just drink that, did you?”
  
• “Of course, it’s been my experience, when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.”
  
• “Get back! I’ve got soap, and I’m not afraid to use it.”
  
• “I didn’t say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing.”
  
• “'Bout time someone hit him. I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.”
  
• “I could unblock that if I had, like, two-hundred of these. Problem is, I only have, like, ten, plus three of my own, a couple of cherry bombs, road flare…”
  
• “Now, let’s go over it again, just so we got it straight: you didn’t find anything.”
  
• “Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this.”
  
• “I thought you said he only had guns!”
  
• “You said we were in this together!”
  
• “I consider myself an even tempered man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”